Sunday, September 30, 2012

Emily Maynard

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This weekend I was putting together a post on recent reports that The Bachelorette‘s Emily Maynard has gone under the knife for both a nose job and a boob job when I realized a rather startling fact – there are pretty much NO Emily Maynard bikini photos! How is it possible that a contestant on The Bachelor and The Bachelorette has managed to slip through the cracks without participating in one of the most fundamental requirements of both of those jobs?!?

We here at Starcasm are all about making things right, so I packed my virtual bags and set out on an epic quest to bring home what is rightfully ours – pictures of Emily Maynard wearing two pieces of very small fabric!
The journey was surprisingly rough, and to be honest, the payoff wasn’t as grand as I initially anticipated – with the best result being the photo above featuring Emily in a black with white lace two-piece. (The scene lasted all of a split second before Emily jumped in the pool with her suitor) And speaking of jumping in a pool with her suitor, here she is about to basically cliff dive with a couple more suitors in a string bikini that probably wasn’t built to be able contain Emily’s buxomosity while jumping from a cliff!

The guys and Emily Maynard travel to Curacao where she is heartbroken to think she will eventually hurt these guys. After meeting all their families, she said she loved each one and now her feelings are so intense for the guys left: Sean, Arie, and Jef. Taking it back to the beginning of the season, she recaps the things she likes most about each man - Sean gives her butterflies and gets her excited for their future. Jef is sweet with a quirky sense of humor, and Arie and her connection was immediate. She's been waiting to get to this point with the guys and never imagined she would be feeling this strongly for three different guys. Her biggest fear is sending them home but she needs to know which guy is her Prince Charming- the perfect guy for her.

Her first date is with Sean in Watamula, Curacao...he is so perfect and sweet but he's the only who hasn't told her that he loves her and she expresses her concern about this. Sean also knows that he needs to express his strong feelings and he can’t wait to tell her he loves her. After a helicopter ride to their own private island, they talk about his hometown date and how his parents told Emily Maynard his past girlfriends have been more like buddies. He tells her he's crazy about her, but that’s as far as it gets before they start to snorkel. It takes Sean a lot longer to show his feelings than Jef and Arie. Emily tip-toes a lot around the fact that Sean hasn't said "I love you" to her, almost pushing him outright to say it. She asked Sean if he could see himself getting engaged at the end of this, he said he feels like love and getting engaged would be the same thing...finally getting to what Emily really wanted to hear- that he said he is falling in love with her. She said she feels like the luckiest girl in the world. Speaking of lucky, she then quickly hands him the fantasy suite key, which he accepts. Wink wink. They retreat to a beautiful suite with a hot tub outside. She is unsure if she wants him to stay the night, stating again that she wants to be a good role model for her daughter so he has to leave her suite at the end of the night. Even though he left, he still has no doubt that he will marry her.

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