Sunday, August 19, 2012

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katrina Darling, who's a distant cousin of Kate Middleton, has used her royal connections well to her advantage.

No, the 22-year-old ex-banker isn't trying to finagle a palace to reside in or an all-expense paid education to a plum college. She's wearing crown-shaped pasties while working as a burlesque dancer in New York City -- and she just dropped... wait for it... a Playboy photo shoot.

Darling's Playboy pictorial, as we first told you back in June, comes with the magazine's September 2012 issue. Not only does she get a huge racy spread, but homegirl has landed the entire COVER. (Nice hustle, Katrina's publicist.)

There are seemingly no nudes, but there are eight pages of pics inside the issue, including a topless photo. On the cover, the brunette poses, doe-eyed, in some strappy black lingerie -- looking a wee bit Photoshopped.

And lest you have mental images of Katrina darling growing up alongside her famous cousin, it wasn't quite like that: Darling, who was already working as a burlesque dancer with a routine ironically titled "God Save The Queen," first learned of her royal connection just before the April 2011 royal wedding via a UK journalist. “It was the most ridiculous thing I ever heard,” she tells Playboy. “It’s not every day something like that happens.”

While the Royal family love their second cousins so much they like to marry them, the Middleton family aren't so close to their extended family. It's almost like Carole's embarrassed of them. There's uncle Gary who 'who once dated a lapdancer and is said to have kept a box of cocaine at the bottom of his bed' and here's cousin Katrina, a burlesque dancer who likes to theme her act around the Queen, which is weird since Pippa's bum would be more appropriate.

Since we're coming up to the anniversary of the day we got pissed on work time last year, there's going to be loads of boring guff being passed around about Kate and Wills, but this is probably the most interesting - it's the Duchess of Cambridge's second cousin Katrina Darling stripping in New York whilst being watched by a topless lady with a Biro moustache drawn on. We've actually seen this topless lady stalking James Franco before, so it's sad to see she's now lowered her standards, but we guess her line of stalking is a fair weathered game anyway.


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