Friday, August 17, 2012

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 It had not occurred to me before actually meeting Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd just how long I'd known them. Both have been in the public eye seemingly forever—and in more or less the exact same manifestation (which is to say they both look astonishingly the same as they did two decades ago). So seeing them in physical space is eerily like spotting an acquaintance at an airport. Except, of course, that in a real-life airport, Aniston's face would be plastered across an array of tabloid covers trumpeting the rumor du jour—most recently that she was pregnant with twins by and/or had eloped with Justin Theroux, Aniston and Rudd's co-star in the new comedy Wanderlust. (For religious followers of the epic Jen Cycle, this latest coupling with Theroux, seemingly smart, multitalented, and very funny, has been hailed as a high point.)

Rudd and Jennifer Aniston have known each other even longer than we've known them. They met as hopeful young actors living in L.A. and eventually co-starred in the 1998 study in awkwardness The Object of My Affection. Since then, Aniston has been paired on-screen with nearly every funny-man in town. "After a while, you just run out," Rudd says. So it's his turn again. We're at lunch at the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel; Rudd is in a long-sleeve T-shirt and jeans, Aniston swaddled against the air-conditioning in a nimbus of brown pashmina. Their long, warm history is evident: They embrace, and immediately Aniston shows off cell-phone photos of her new puppy, a pit bull–boxer rescue named Sophie. It's all very lovely. So naturally the conversation turns immediately to death.

Apparently Hugh Hefner thinks Jennifer Anniston is the hottest thing that came out of a baby oven and is willing to pay top dollar to see her in her birth suit, according to the National Inquirer.  Hugh made her a $4million offer to pose nude, but structured the offer so that she could stand to earn up to $10million if sales of the magazine go as he predicts.

Hugh has been drooling his corpse saliva since Jennifer Anniston decided a tie had adequate fabric material to cover her important bits for the GQ photo shoot.  That prompted Hugh to want to put her on his own cover – sans the tie, and with legs a bit less view-inhibiting.

Alas, Jen, who is not suffering from a cash flow, and has suddenly thought she’s had too much skin exposure decided she wasn’t interested. Sorry Hugh, you just have to settle for Lisa Rinna. She and her ”lips” are always ready for a pucker showdown.


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